A little friendly advice:

Fuck your durag and floss.
Game over, I'm not even left handed.

About Me

About Me:
When I am lost, or need advice about life... I turn to urinal graffiti for answers.
God, friends, self-help books -- all overrated.

Bare Breasts

Okay, okay, that title was just an attempt to get some straight male readers. Somehow, I don't really think that is our key demo. What I really want to talk about is the Barefoot Contessa, aka. Ina Garten. I have been a devoted fan of the show since college -- circa 2006. If you watch the show, you know that each episode has a little story line. For instance, she might be cooking a special dinner for her husband Jeffery. But, we at Alpayngeist have been developing more than a little crush on TR, her devishly handsome friend. He is the perfect foil to Ina, he always ends up cheating and buying the part of dinner that he was supposed to make himself. So, we did some stalking... I mean research... and this is what we found out. As a teenager TR used to work for Ina, back when she still owned her gormet store in the Hamptons. TR also apparently does some modelling (Macy's) and has been in a car commercial. I am still trying to decode if there is anything going on between him and Kirk, apparently another Hampton alpha gay with a particular inclination towards fine wines. We'll take two, put them in the cart.

Raven Symone on a Segway

Mmmm... this makes me sooo happy. It is like a dose of Chicken Soup for the Soul, minus having to read. Moreover, I would like to take this opportunity to comment on Raven. If Disney has failed to make you a superstar by the age of 24 maybe you should rethink your career path. I suggest she think about taking some edgier rolls. Further, I think it would be better if the paparazzi caught her with a hot piece at a club... or even doing a line in a bathroom stall. This girl needs street cred.