Smirnoff Ice Chip Helmet

I want to share a little story with you. I was doing summer research at my college lab. I went to the grocery store with a friend and we saw a raffel to win a Smirnoff Ice Chip Helmet. It was the type of raffel where you put in your contact info on a slip of paper -- free to enter -- just a stack of entry forms. We each filled out forty forms. Then we stole all but 10 entry forms. Two weeks later, I was working in the lab and had completely forgotten about the entry. My cell phone rang. I won the helmet. I wet my black boxer briefs with excitement and squeel like a sou in heat. I tell my professor that I won a chip helmet, so I can't work the rest of the day. I pick up the helmut and buy chips and salsa. That night we feast. -- I don't even like football. And that is your need to know news. Oh and I called everyone I knew