I enjoy long, creamy walks on the beach, getting sharted in the rain and serendipitous encounters with cockles. I really like piña coladas mixed with niquil, and romantic, candle-lit umbrellas. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Oprah. I travel frequently, especially to your crotch, when I am not busy with work. (I am a prostitute.) I am looking for vacuum and beauty in the form of a goddess. She should have the physique of Liberian Beafsteak Grace and the clit of Dara. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Beanie Babies. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 327 days ago, and I have since become more Saucy.
Post Script: I can fit my body through the head of an unstrung tennis racquet.
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