All I want for Christmas is:

1. Collectible yellow submarine jeweled box
2. Darth tater and spider spud
3. Celtic border poncho
4. "Olive you!" wall plaque
5. Cat toilet seat set... it also comes in flamingo
6. Adult & child Santa & elf aprons
7. Ruby slippers soap
8. Nose shower gel dispenser
9. Seahorse lamp
10. Crazy cat lady action figure
11. Fire hydrant bird house
12. "Shalom Y'all" doormat
13. Personalized branding iron
14. Electronic yodeling pickle
15. John Deere toothpick dispenser
16. "Behold Fartacus" sweatshirt
17. Skull toilet brush and holder
18. Stonehenge mini model
19. Soccerball purse
20. Killer rabbit stapler
21. Baseball bat pepper grinder
22. And most of all... Richard Simmons' sweating to the oldies DVD set