The doorbell rang. Richard Simmons and Alotta Fagina raced to the door. There on the doorstep was an enormous, farty box. What could be inside? They intrepidly queefed the box into the cellar. Alotta Fagina spontaneously put her toe pit close to the box. She thought she heard a voice whisper, “Be Oooh!”
“Hurry. Open the box!” screamed Richard Simmons. To their amazement, Estelle Getty leaped out of the box and started singing “Murder on a Dance Floor.” There was nothing else to do but sing along.
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