My Past

Left to Right: Sarah, Michelle, and Gellar, Mango Bay residents

I grew up in Mango Bay, which oddly enough, had no mangoes, but only pineapples.
Many people think that pineapples grow on tress, au contraire, they're more like agave plants.

When I was little, I used to pick pineapples and put them in my pants and pretend I had a boner, but the problem was, I really did because I liked the prickly plants against my prickly pubes. It was a prickle party in my pants. But I digress. Windmills, aka molinas, were in the ocean near my Mango Bay island. Tyra Banks once wanted to use the windmills in a photo shoot in America's Next Top Model. Peaches, the mayor of Mango Bay, told her that would not be allowed becuase it would exploit the windmills and make them look fat. Oh wait, I mean skinny. The girls on America's Next Top Model are fat. Instead, she went to Holland and made the skinny bitches wear clogs.

Mango Bay's largest export is tzaziki, which you wouldn't expect given Mango Bay's location, five KM from Guam. Guam makes all their money from guava juice, but who really likes guava juice, it's too sweet. We just started importing Febreeze using lillypads that are propelled by snakes with rattles that can swim.

Let's break into song:

Go Go Go A lay a lay a lay.
I want pie in my Mango Bay.

Is Mango Bay a vagina? No.

Mango Bay blew up like Hiroshima. The end.