1. What does IT taste like?
a. anus
b. pile of vomit
c. coleslaw
d. 75 dead vaginae stuffed in a live one while queefing

2. Have you ever been in an Asian subway.... what does it smell like?
a. mouth rot
b. dim sum
c. petrified feces and warm urine
d. soy sauce

3. What does Indian spunk (jiz) taste like?
a. curry
b. chicken korma
c. jalapeño hummus
d. Asian subway

4. Where do you buy your intimate appeal?
a. Marshall's
b. Victoria's Secret
c. The Hustler Store
d. Home Depot

5. Who is the best Food Network Star?
a. Whitney from the Hills... and the City
b. Mario Battali
c. Anthony Bordain
d. Ham Sandwich

Key:
If you picked mostly A's, you are this type of person: You have personal hygienic issues. They are not always the most obvious. You may not wash your nether regions every day. You will touch trash and then bite your nails. You will wear the same underpants for four days in a row if you don't get to your laundry. You are also 22 years old at heart.

If you picked mostly B's you are this type of person: Lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.

If you picked mostly C's, you are this type of person: You are always looking to get your beak wet.... and/or your rocks off.

If you picked mostly D's you are this type of person: You wear carharts and timberlands. You eat sandwiches for dinner. You pack juice boxes when yo go on long trips. You drive a station wagon.