Little did the dastardly villain Dewy Vas Deferens know when he stole my chrysanthemum that he'd picked on the wrong stud. For although my penile exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of adonis, I am in fact that gusto of justice, the misogynistic crusader for ferosity, Cooter Lonnie Anderson!
Quickly, I charged into a wigwam and changed into my celadon spanks, aubigine chaps, and my fishy leotard. Thus disguised, I ran after Dewy Vas Deferens and humped him in the knee pit! We fought for hours. First, I had the upper hand, and then he snuggled me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby plushie and speared him through the beef curtain. Victory was mine!
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